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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Mar 25, 2009 16:36:04 GMT -5
Bob dashed and dashed and dashed some more. He kept running forward, neither knowing nor caring that Wingull was following him. "All your muffin are belong to Bob!" he shouted aloud. He tilted his head back and forth wildly, searching for the stash of muffins (or the evil pastry fairy to beat up, whichever came first) and he was looking in every direction except for straight ahead. Which made him particularly prone to crashing. But, of course, he wasn't worried about crashing at this time. Bob's mind can only be in one place at one time...
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Post by Diamond on Mar 26, 2009 16:48:42 GMT -5
Somehow, even though Bob was blindly dashing through the forest, he managed to avoid all the trees. Meanwhile, the Wingull was still swiftly flying after him. It seemed as though he was perfectly content to just follow Bob. After all, Bob was a very entertaining Pokemon to follow.
But after a few minutes, the Wingull decided to say something. "Hey! Wait up! Your not going to find any Muffins like this!" He called after the strange Zigzagoon. 'Muffins don't grow in the forest. They grow at the bottom of lakes. Why did my compass point us here?' He thought. Yes, the poor birdy still thought that muffins were those slimy green seaweed-like plants that he picked up from the lake.
In Bob's current state of mind, he was starting to stray from the North Road's path. He probably didn't notice those bushes he was getting ready to run into. As a matter of fact, he probably didn't even hear the voices of two or three Pokemon, coming from beyond those bushes.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Apr 3, 2009 17:02:44 GMT -5
Bob, of course, ignored Wingull completely, as the only thing he was worried about was going whatever distance he thought appropriate for finding muffins. This distance would have been achieved by now if the bush wasn't in the way, and he failed to avoid it. Now, this would snap any normal person to reality, but for Bob, it takes much more to bring him to his senses. He was still on his muffin quest, and his absent-minded brain tried to fit the bush into it. When it found a suitable fit, Bob crawled out of the bush and stared at it in awe.
"ITS..." he started. "ITS...A GIANT MUFFIN!!!"
Perhaps he was still looking for greenish, plantlike things and calling them muffins, but he started gnawing on the bush. After finding that it had a very different taste, he spit it out promptly and fell backward into a sitting position.
"...Must be raisin," he deduced. "I hate raisin muffins."
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Post by Diamond on Apr 4, 2009 17:23:12 GMT -5
A gasp could be heard and suddenly Bob could hear the voices of two Pokemon clearly...
"Oh. My. Gosh. Becky, what the heck is that?" A Volbeat flew over to Bob and then hovered behind him. "What the heck? Why are you eating that bush?" The tone of the Volbeat's voice was slightly snobbish.
Then a Illumise flew over and hovered in front of Bob and the bush. "It looks like a Zigzagoon. But it's fur is weird..." This Pokemon also had a slightly snobbish voice. "Hey, whats with the weird appearance?" She asked Bob.
Just then, the Wingull flew up to Bob and landed on the bush that Bob had been eating. "Hey...it's not very nice to ignore people..." He huffed, now realizing how tired he was from chasing after Bob. Then he looked up at the two Bug Pokemon. "Friends of your's?" He asked Bob.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on May 18, 2009 9:39:33 GMT -5
Upon hearing the word Zigzagoon, Bob looked around frantically. "Zigzagoon? Where?" he said hastily, as if this Zigzagoon were about to eat him alive. Seeing no Zigzagoon nearby, he breathed a sigh of relief. "Heh, you scared me for a minute, heheh," he laughed. "I nearly believed there was a Zigzagoon nearby."
He turned around to greet Wingull. "Nope, haven't seen 'em before in my life," he replied. "But they look like nice fellas. They got a sense of humor." He then broke into a very loud and wild cackle that would surely disturb the whole forest, if not the entire dimension. He cleared his throat and stopped suddenly, anticipating negative reactions.
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Post by Diamond on May 25, 2009 20:04:37 GMT -5
While Bob was talking to Wingull, the other two Pokemon turned away and started to whisper to each other. They weren't going to try and tell Bob that he was a Zigzagoon, like most Pokemon would. Somehow, they knew that would be pointless. They only stopped whispering to themselves when Bob let out a ground breaking laugh of doom.
Illumise was the first of the two to talk. "What brings you to the North Road?" She first asked. Then, without waiting for an answer, she continued. "Are you perhaps...on an adventure?" She asked him, with a mischievous smile.
Volbeat was the next to talk. " You look like a very strong and brave Pokemon. I bet you could beat anyone you met in a Pokemon battle." She smoothly complemented him, obviously trying to appeal to whatever ego Bob may have. "Do you think you could go on a little...'quest' for us?" She asked him.
Wingull flapped his wings, irritated. He already didn't like these two Pokemon. "Quest? QUEST?!" He squawked loudly. "We don't need to go on a quest! We're just looking for muffins. I mean...going to Grass Town!" He said.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on May 26, 2009 15:27:53 GMT -5
((I thought Volbeat were always male. But then again...this is DN2.))
Bob listened. Or rather, half-listened. Pretty much all he heard were the words "Adventure", "Quest", and "Muffins". And of course, the Volbeat's statement about how strong he was. So, he conjured up a response that would hopefully make sense.
"Yeah!" he cried. "It's an adventure! As a trainer, I'm just too awesome for my own good; I guess being a Piplup is a good challenge. A change of pace." He plucked a blade of grass and began to fiddle around with it. "If you got any pro quests for me, I'd be glad to help you out." As always, he completely ignored Wingull's remark. Thankfully, the time Bob spent talking was just enough for his short-term memory of muffins to fade out.
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Post by Diamond on May 28, 2009 14:56:51 GMT -5
Illumise and Volbeat looked at each other and smirked. There could be a few reasons different reasons as to why they did. Maybe they were amused by Bob's ego. Maybe they were amused by the fact that Bob still thought he was a Piplup. Or maybe it was because having Bob go on a 'quest' was going to be easier then they thought.
"I just knew you would say yes! Thank you so much!" Volbeat said, with a pretty smile and a excited little hop. "Of course, we'll be sure to reward you handsomely. Like all heroes get rewarded." She added.
"Fantastic. We need you to find a certain item of ours. We lost it deep in the forest and haven't been able to find it since." Illumise explained. "It's a basket that we used to use to pick berries with. It's really old, it's been passed down through our family for generations now. It's small, light brown...very normal looking." She told him.
Wingull had quieted down for the time being. He just hovered nearby, grumbling about how a certain 'air head' is already starting to not listen to him.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Jun 22, 2009 16:55:44 GMT -5
As the Bug-types explained Bob's quest, he began to imagine himself in a knight's armor, riding a magnificent stallion, slaying a fearsome dragon, rescuing a damsel in distress, and being awarded all the gold in the kingdom. Except, he wouldn't make the mistake of being the "perfect hero" and refusing the gold. But then he realized that he lived in a Pokemon world and he should be riding a Rapidash and defeating a Salamence with his Buizel and rescuing someone like...ah, Nurse Joy. And then he remembered that he was a "Piplup" in another dimension and couldn't do all these things.
"Ok, ok, basket, forest, got it," said Bob, a bit disappointed. "We shall find this basket! Come, Wingull my sidekick! Let us partake in this noble quest and retrieve the legendary basket! The path will be treacherous, fiendish, and...um, hard. But I believe in us! I believe in...um...heroic stuff." He scratched his head, looking awkwardly at his feet and still not realizing that he was not a Piplup. "This is the way, right?" he asked the Illumise quietly, pointing off to the side at the heavily packed trees.
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Post by Diamond on Jun 23, 2009 13:15:46 GMT -5
"Sidekick? Sidekick!?" The Wingull squawked in disbelief. He started to fly around in circles over Bob's head. It was like the mere suggestion was making him go crazy. He kept squawking loudly too, like a parrot. Except worse.
"Uh-huh." The Illumise nodded. "And one more thing, brave adventurer. Finding something like a basket in that forest is almost impossible. But there are three Grumpig brothers who live in that forest. You should find one of them and see if they have it. They're the only Pokemon who find and collect random items from the forest floor. " She told them. "If you don't...well...you may be in there forever." She added.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Jun 23, 2009 21:55:00 GMT -5
Bob laughed at Wingull's reaction, unscathed by the loud squawking. He tried to follow him with his head before it started making him dizzy. "Hey, man," he said lightly, recovering from the head-spin. "Don't think I'm some selfish megalomaniac! Whatever that means. I'll treat you as my equal partner and you'll get half of the reward. It's a promise!"
As he heard the description of the Grumpig brothers, he couldn't help but imagine the three little pigs and their houses. And then, Bob deduced that he was perhaps the big, bad wolf, and not a Piplup as he had originally assumed. No wonder! he thought. I figured Piplup doesn't have claws.
"All right!" Bob shouted to the sky. "Look out, three little Grumpigs, I'm gonna blow your house down until you can no longer hide that poor, innocent basket!" He began to gallop off into the trees, until he remembered Wingull. "Follow me, Wingull, if you're interested in helping me out. Otherwise, I'll just keep all of the reward for myself..." As he finished running into the deep foliage, his parting words were "It's all the same to me!"
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Post by Diamond on Jun 24, 2009 20:31:11 GMT -5
Wingull's squawking didn't quiet down, but he did stop flying in circles. Instead, he hovered in place and listened to what Bob said. Equal partners, eh? He eyed Bob carefully. Could he trust Bob? Then he looked back at Illumise and Volbeat.
Going on some crazy adventure in the forest was sure to be more interesting then hanging out with these two. But when Wingull looked back at Bob to say something, Bob wasn't there! He was already charging into the forest. "WAIT FOR ME YOU STRANGE FURBALL!" Wingull squawked, flying swiftly after him.
When the two were half a mile into the deep part of the forest, they could see a tree with it's roots covering a large boulder. The boulder seemed to have a wide entrance. From the entrance they could see a light. Also, a delicious smell started to linger in the air. It smelled like someone inside the boulder was cooking dinner and a good one at that!
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Jun 26, 2009 16:28:54 GMT -5
As Bob walked through the forest, a delicious smell filled his Zigzagoon nose. He gently closed his eyes and let his sniffer guide him through the path. He followed the wonderful scent, picturing as best he could what could be the delightful food when suddenly--
WHAM! He opened his eyes and saw a very large, gray thing obstructing his entire view. He determined right away that this object could not have produced that inviting smell. He took a few steps back and identified it as a boulder. Or a house. Or a boulder. Or both. Either way, the stimulus that brought him here was coming from inside the place, rather than from the rock itself.
Bob looked behind him and saw Wingull hurrying to catch up. "Oh, there you are," he greeted. "I never got your name...but anyway, do you smell that? I'm so hungry, I could care less about the mission. I just wanna check this place out!" And without waiting for a response or even Wingull's name, he dashed into the boulder's entrance.
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Post by Wombat on Jun 29, 2009 12:31:08 GMT -5
Coincidentally, the boulder-house's occupant was a Grumpig. This was, perhaps, unfortunate for the Grumpig, as he was completely unaware of the 'quest' that Bob and Wingull had been sent on.
At the moment, the Grumpig was contentedly cooking dinner for himself, stewing a collection of berries in a pot. This produced a wonderful smell, as the scents of the berries were released and mixed together to form the delicious aroma that had attracted the two adventurers. The berries had released juice as they cooked, and the juice mixed to form the stew. Judging from how the Grumpig appeared to be putting finishing touches into the soup, he was nearly done.
The Psychic-type was taken completely by surprise when Bob charged in. He nearly dropped the pot that he had just been removing from the fire, but managed to save the stew from the floor at the last second. "Whoah! What are you doing, barging in to my house like this! Couldn't you at least knock?" he cried, startled by the Zigzagoon's arrival.
Wingull was taken completely by surprise by Bob's sudden dash into the boulder-house. "H-hey! Wait up, wait up!" he squawked, swooping into the entrance after the crazed Zigzagoon. He spotted the Grumpig and hurriedly tried to apologize for Bob. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry! This airhead is completely crazy! I can't do anything to stop him running in like this!" he said quickly. The Grumpig continued to look somewhat incredulous.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Jun 29, 2009 14:33:13 GMT -5
The smell of the dinner became stronger as Bob entered the boulder. He could already taste its deliciousness in his mouth, the delight of the food traveling down his esophagus and into his stomach...
And then, he saw Grumpig. Something clicked in his brain. Grumpig...didn't someone mention a Grumpig not too long ago? he thought, until another potent waft reached his snout. Mmm...food. And that was the end of that.
"Terribly sorry to disturb you," Bob said, "But I smelled this incredible scent and thought I'd take a break from my quest to find Grumpig and ask him about a basket so that I could maybe get some dinner. I'm starving..." As if to be more convincing, his stomach growled loudly. He hadn't eaten anything since he arrived in this dimension, unless you count that bush, and he really wanted to get that taste out of his mouth. Once again, he completely ignored his sidekick Wingull as he looked up at Grumpig with hopeful eyes and wagging his tail like a dog at mealtime.
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Post by Diamond on Jun 30, 2009 16:04:13 GMT -5
The Grumpig didn't even look at Wingull or back at Bob. Instead, he turned to a small wooden table and scooped up what he was going to put in the soup next before Bob could see it. "U-uh, yeah sure, fine. You can have some soup, just hang on a second..." with his arms firmly wrapped around the item, he ran into the next room. Whatever it was he was going to put in the soup, he clearly didn't want Bob or Wingull to see it.
When he came back, it was with two wooden bowls. One for Bob and one for Wingull. Carefully, he pour some soup into each bowl. Then, after he had given Bob and Wingull a bowl, he handed Bob a spoon. He didn't bother with giving Wingull a spoon, because he knew that the bird-type would just dip his beak into the soup and drink it.
"Thanks! At least someone doesn't ignore me!" The Wingull said, now a little more cheerful. He landed on the floor and started to drink the soup. Judging by Wingull's reaction, the soup was very good.
Now Grumpig looked over at Bob, this time a lot calmer. "So...did you say you were looking for me? And that you wanted to ask me something about a basket?" He asked Bob.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Jun 30, 2009 22:07:45 GMT -5
Bob didn't seem the least bit suspicious of Grumpig's hidden items. Instead, he thought of nothing but soup, waiting to be full of delicious, warm, filling goodness. He sat eagerly at the table as Grumpig gave him the soup. Bob chowed down, loving every second of the divine soup...at this point, he didn't even care how it tasted.
About halfway through his meal, he stopped. The mission came back to him like a lost but not forgotten simile. "Oh yes, now I remember," he said, tapping his chin with his silverware. "This Volbeat and Illumise told me to go into the deep forest to search for a basket. They told me that the Grumpig brothers might know where it is. So, do you have anything for us?" He continued to eat the soup, although more slowly as he waited for a reply.
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Post by Diamond on Jul 2, 2009 11:59:39 GMT -5
When he heard what the odd Zigzagoon had to say, the Grumpig seemed to be deep in thought. When he was done, he looked up at Bob, then at Wingull, then to Bob again. "Yes, I have the basket. But no, I can't just give it to you. Those two have lost this same basket before. So before I give it back, you two must do something for me." He said.
Wingull seemed to be up for it, surprisingly. "Lets do it Bob. After all, this nice Grumpig gave that wonderful soup!" he squawked the last word. He still sounded a little crazed, but over all, the soup had calmed him down. After all, he wasn't flying in circles over Bob's head or anything.
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Post by Blahsadfeguie on Jul 3, 2009 17:28:57 GMT -5
As Grumpig talked, Bob lifted the bowl to his muzzle and wolfed down the last of his soup. He set the empty bowl down slowly as he listened to Wingull. "Nameless Wingull's right!" he cried suddenly as soon as the bird finished talking. "That soup was incredible! So, what do you need us to do? We're up for it, whatever the task!"
As always, Bob was quick to jump to conclusions, while at the same time others would be curious about things such as why the Volbeat-Illumise duo lost the basket so often, or what the Grumpig would have them do for it back. And they would especially be curious about the suspicious thing that Grumpig did before serving his soup. But these thoughts wouldn't dare to cross Bob's mind until later...
His current thought: This soup could've used some more salt.
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Post by Diamond on Jul 5, 2009 20:55:20 GMT -5
The Grumpig smiled at both Bob and Wingull's reactions. "Good, good. Don't worry though. This is task is easy. " After saying that, he turned and walked into the next room again. But this time, he took longer. When he returned, he handed Bob a folded piece of paper.
"My brother lives about a mile from here. In a place that looks kinda like mine. I don't get to see him very much. So I want you to take this letter to him." The Grumpig told Bob. "One more thing. Please don't read the letter. " He added.
Wingull flapped his wings but didn't take to the air. "Don't give Bob that letter!" he warned, but the Grumpig had already done it. "Urgh...we'll lose the letter before we get there..." He whispered to himself.
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