Post by Blahsadfeguie on May 17, 2009 0:06:53 GMT -5
THE TOTALLY RANDOM STORY THING (The original, by SFM)
Akwef: Hello (insert random cow who is reading this), I am Akwef. Part of this complete breakfast.
Vaelifr: No your not, I AM!
Akwef: This is my (insert random relationship here), Vaelifr.
Vaelifr: Yupperz. I am Vealifr alright.
Akwef: BLAH! YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG!!!!
Vaelifr: Oh whateva, you tell them what you need to and Ill go to KFC and get a bucket of grease!
Akwef: .....As long as it's not that Veggie-Grease...
(Vaelifer-)
Vaelifr: NOW YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG!
(sorry. Vaelifr went to KFC to get some grease.)
Akwef: Now as I was saying... before that idiot interrupted me... I am Akwef the man\woman/cookie of nicley-
(Suddenly Mefirst, the fee-mail man\woman/cookie opened the door and came in)
Mefirst: Package in the fee-mail!
Akwef: Oh.. why did I sign up to pay a fee everytime I got the mail?
Mefirst: Your Welcome.
Akwef: Go away.
(And so Mefirst went away followed by Vaelifr and a bucket of grease)
Vaelifr: Whattya think?
Akwef: ALRIGHT! Tonight, we play food fight!
Vaelifr: Yupperz!
(So they palyed the game Food Fight that night and had a blast, but they didnt know what to the giant bucket of grease..)
Akwef: Why did you get the grease again?
Vaelifr: I was bored.
(then somone else came in, it was their old amigo, Simon Says!)
Simon: Hey Akwef, whats goin on?
Akwef: Oh, nothing much... but I am giving out free buckets of grease, want one?
Simon: Well not really but-
Vaelifr: Great! you take the grease, and I dance to Krud.
(Vaelifr pushes both the bucket and Simon out the door)
Simon: but I didnt say Simon Says!!
(slam)
Akwef: Im REALLY BORED!
Vaelifr: Lets....uh..........hmmm.........um....
(the door opened again and there was Beats standing there)
Beats: Hey yo, lets dance to my beats!
(Being an honest veggie-man, they trusted him and did some interpretive dance togather)
Beats: Hey, I heard there was a grease-spiecal at KFC.
Vaelifr: Yeah we know...
Akwef:Say, Beats, have you heard of the rumor that when you say the word "ESRYH" then you blow u-
(boom)
Vaelifr: AKWEF!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! stupid ESRYH!
(boom)
Beats: Awsome, HEY GUYS LETS PARTY!!
(suddenly a whole bunch of guys came in and started partying)
Simon: Hey Beats, you want some grease?
Beats: Well not really but-
Simon: Great! you take the grease, and I dance to Krud.
(Vaelifr pushes both the bucket and Simon out the door)
Simon: WERE DID YOU COME FROM???
(slam)
Akwef: Alright! limbo time!
(tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick toc ktick to cktick t ocktick tocktic k t ock)
Akwef: That was a fun party.
THE END: It is the end now.
Vaelifr: WAHT?
THE END: HAHAHAHA!!!
both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Akwef: Who the heck are you?
both: ergrkgjuhriughiurhjtigurhuibgfnkjniuj689yu4509gu95608u90yi098u0687965896748675687568768957908906uotykhi5ei
67:eirhjtnvbjkgrtshlktbmhjzart;gojm
567:rfjvgionrjgjkrtnfdrbtnmrtkmhbnt.
56y :reklgjnvkjflbdrmfgbnhjutgjkhnkg
Y %:xdrofllolitsfunitsfunpoppnthelilbubbles
y65G:dx;lfkmbgtmbklgtmnhlktgh
tH:dsrlhjbnkltgmnbkldt
HythhythB: dhnjrstkjngktrgmsthkn
Akwef: Where did all THESE people come from???
67: We wanted to party!
567: Yeah.... we missed the party!
56y: Cut us some slack man!
Y %: Yeah... all we want for Christmas is our two front teeth
y65G: BLAH>
tH: you guys are too weird were leaving.
HythhythB: GOOD BYE
(they all leave)
Vaelifr: .....What was THAT all about?
THE END: I dunno...
both: qejfheruifhrjthngitbkjf
THE END: Go away both.
both: rjgrftvjfngnnnn.....wejrfhjkernfjkrengty,mj .yuf.,mirzm?
THE END: Yes....
both: erijngkrtngmktrjhmklgmthklgymh???
THE END: NO!
both: erfhdksjncjkdfjkvgfnvbkmgfbnhg,j h....!! iefrhjengjrtgnjrktsngkrtsngkrtngmktrh? rigffjrkngfjkfdnvgjkfdngjknfjkngfndxfthjk..?
THE END: Exactly.
both: fngbjkgfmkhmtgklmhkytmjhnkmyhkljhm..............-.-
THE END: WHATDJU SAY?!
both; i said fngbjkgfmkhmtgklmhkytmjhnkmyhkljhm..............-.-
THE END: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....
both: drtjklngrjkitng!! dfjirskjtgejirn!!! ieruhiuehgkljerw!!! rjkejkerg!!!
THE END: GAAAAAAHHH!!
(they fight)
they: yahoo I love fighting!
(they all glares at they)
they all: get out of here!
they: phine, i guess im not wanted here.
EAGR: look its a happy tree!
Akwef: we r goin! now!
Vaelifr: true that!
(they leaves)
Akwef: -.-'
(they all leaves)
Vaelifr:'-'
(THE END leaves)
(both leaves)
(EAGR leaves)
(Akwef leaves)
(Vaelifr leaves)
THE END!!!!!!
Akwef: Hello (insert random cow who is reading this), I am Akwef. Part of this complete breakfast.
Vaelifr: No your not, I AM!
Akwef: This is my (insert random relationship here), Vaelifr.
Vaelifr: Yupperz. I am Vealifr alright.
Akwef: BLAH! YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG!!!!
Vaelifr: Oh whateva, you tell them what you need to and Ill go to KFC and get a bucket of grease!
Akwef: .....As long as it's not that Veggie-Grease...
(Vaelifer-)
Vaelifr: NOW YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG!
(sorry. Vaelifr went to KFC to get some grease.)
Akwef: Now as I was saying... before that idiot interrupted me... I am Akwef the man\woman/cookie of nicley-
(Suddenly Mefirst, the fee-mail man\woman/cookie opened the door and came in)
Mefirst: Package in the fee-mail!
Akwef: Oh.. why did I sign up to pay a fee everytime I got the mail?
Mefirst: Your Welcome.
Akwef: Go away.
(And so Mefirst went away followed by Vaelifr and a bucket of grease)
Vaelifr: Whattya think?
Akwef: ALRIGHT! Tonight, we play food fight!
Vaelifr: Yupperz!
(So they palyed the game Food Fight that night and had a blast, but they didnt know what to the giant bucket of grease..)
Akwef: Why did you get the grease again?
Vaelifr: I was bored.
(then somone else came in, it was their old amigo, Simon Says!)
Simon: Hey Akwef, whats goin on?
Akwef: Oh, nothing much... but I am giving out free buckets of grease, want one?
Simon: Well not really but-
Vaelifr: Great! you take the grease, and I dance to Krud.
(Vaelifr pushes both the bucket and Simon out the door)
Simon: but I didnt say Simon Says!!
(slam)
Akwef: Im REALLY BORED!
Vaelifr: Lets....uh..........hmmm.........um....
(the door opened again and there was Beats standing there)
Beats: Hey yo, lets dance to my beats!
(Being an honest veggie-man, they trusted him and did some interpretive dance togather)
Beats: Hey, I heard there was a grease-spiecal at KFC.
Vaelifr: Yeah we know...
Akwef:Say, Beats, have you heard of the rumor that when you say the word "ESRYH" then you blow u-
(boom)
Vaelifr: AKWEF!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! stupid ESRYH!
(boom)
Beats: Awsome, HEY GUYS LETS PARTY!!
(suddenly a whole bunch of guys came in and started partying)
Simon: Hey Beats, you want some grease?
Beats: Well not really but-
Simon: Great! you take the grease, and I dance to Krud.
(Vaelifr pushes both the bucket and Simon out the door)
Simon: WERE DID YOU COME FROM???
(slam)
Akwef: Alright! limbo time!
(tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick toc ktick to cktick t ocktick tocktic k t ock)
Akwef: That was a fun party.
THE END: It is the end now.
Vaelifr: WAHT?
THE END: HAHAHAHA!!!
both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Akwef: Who the heck are you?
both: ergrkgjuhriughiurhjtigurhuibgfnkjniuj689yu4509gu95608u90yi098u0687965896748675687568768957908906uotykhi5ei
67:eirhjtnvbjkgrtshlktbmhjzart;gojm
567:rfjvgionrjgjkrtnfdrbtnmrtkmhbnt.
56y :reklgjnvkjflbdrmfgbnhjutgjkhnkg
Y %:xdrofllolitsfunitsfunpoppnthelilbubbles
y65G:dx;lfkmbgtmbklgtmnhlktgh
tH:dsrlhjbnkltgmnbkldt
HythhythB: dhnjrstkjngktrgmsthkn
Akwef: Where did all THESE people come from???
67: We wanted to party!
567: Yeah.... we missed the party!
56y: Cut us some slack man!
Y %: Yeah... all we want for Christmas is our two front teeth
y65G: BLAH>
tH: you guys are too weird were leaving.
HythhythB: GOOD BYE
(they all leave)
Vaelifr: .....What was THAT all about?
THE END: I dunno...
both: qejfheruifhrjthngitbkjf
THE END: Go away both.
both: rjgrftvjfngnnnn.....wejrfhjkernfjkrengty,mj .yuf.,mirzm?
THE END: Yes....
both: erijngkrtngmktrjhmklgmthklgymh???
THE END: NO!
both: erfhdksjncjkdfjkvgfnvbkmgfbnhg,j h....!! iefrhjengjrtgnjrktsngkrtsngkrtngmktrh? rigffjrkngfjkfdnvgjkfdngjknfjkngfndxfthjk..?
THE END: Exactly.
both: fngbjkgfmkhmtgklmhkytmjhnkmyhkljhm..............-.-
THE END: WHATDJU SAY?!
both; i said fngbjkgfmkhmtgklmhkytmjhnkmyhkljhm..............-.-
THE END: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....
both: drtjklngrjkitng!! dfjirskjtgejirn!!! ieruhiuehgkljerw!!! rjkejkerg!!!
THE END: GAAAAAAHHH!!
(they fight)
they: yahoo I love fighting!
(they all glares at they)
they all: get out of here!
they: phine, i guess im not wanted here.
EAGR: look its a happy tree!
Akwef: we r goin! now!
Vaelifr: true that!
(they leaves)
Akwef: -.-'
(they all leaves)
Vaelifr:'-'
(THE END leaves)
(both leaves)
(EAGR leaves)
(Akwef leaves)
(Vaelifr leaves)
THE END!!!!!!
OH NOES I GPOTS AN I NOW
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