(Blahsadfeguie) Bob Sladfigy

Name: Bob Sladfigy
Nickname: Bob
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Starter: Zigzagoon
Initial Power: 77
Initial Wealth: ¶146
Appearance:
(Human) Tall and rather muscular. Bob's hair is middle-length and straight, reaching his shoulders and is striped with orange and purple. It took him days to get the dyes in just right, and he takes great pride in it. No one really knows what color his eyes are because he wears thick orange-tinted sunglasses all the time. He says his eyes are pink, but he lets people believe what they want. His skin is slightly suntanned in a shade that he brags goes with the orange in his hair really nicely. He also spends a lot of his time keeping his teeth shiny and white.

He usually wears a black shirt and a denim vest, leaving most of his arms exposed. His wrists carry two "manly" bracelets: orange on his right hand and purple on his left. He wears black jeans long enough to cover his ankles.

(Zigzagoon) As a Zigzagoon, the natural tan/brown stripes in his fur are replaced with slightly faded hues of purple and orange; not enough to be radiant, but enough to be noticeable. His fur is also slightly longer than normal. His sunglasses are lost in limbo, revealing his unique pink eyes, but his bracelets remain on his front paws.

Personality:
He is unimaginably insane by nature. He almost never reacts seriously to things and seems to think that making friends is as simple as making eye contact for four seconds. This "ability" fails to work when the person in question is wearing green clothing. For some reason, Bob hates the color green. He knows no emotion other than "incredibly happy", "silly-angry" and "hysterically sad". Occasionally he displays a neutral expression of boredom making it seem like someone turned him off, but this expression only comes from a stressful situation. He is unaware of any fragile feelings of others; he'll say anything to try and get a laugh. In fact, his craziness and boundlessness is for one purpose only: to entertain others. Too bad he doesn't know when to stop talking about something...

In battle, however, Bob is a totally different person. His insanity does shine into his battle strategies, and at first it always looks like what he's doing has nothing to do with winning the battle. In actuality, he is coming up with a very elaborate way of confusing the opponent and striking when their guard is down. He never backs down from a fight and is often ruthless and merciless.

Biography:
At age 4, Bob's parents both died in a horrible teddy bear incident. He doesn't like to talk about it or even clarify exactly how a teddy bear could bring about a person's death. So, he was sent to live with his senile grandparents. His random behavior didn't start there, however. It was said that he watched a lot of late night television. One particular night showed a hypnotic dance about a Buizel. To what kind of lengths will those TV agencies go trying to keep people entertained?! Bob was so traumatized by this event that he couldn't sleep for days.

13 years of mind-numbing late shows later, something finally snapped in Bob's head. He had to get away from television and get a real life!! So he sneaked on a boat to the Sinnoh region to get a Pokemon and start a real quest. He was actually kicked out of Professor Rowan's lab for touching and/or breaking all of his stuff, so he had to steal a Pokeball from a Mart and use it to catch a random Buizel in the wild. With his new Pokemon, Franz, at his side, and after 2 years of training and battling, he was finally able to conquer the entire region and defeat the Elite Four.

And then, of course, he took a break. Conquering the other regions wasn't a high priority for Bob, so he traveled around them care-free with his Pokemon. One day, sitting on a stump in Viridian Forest of Kanto, he and Franz were admiring nature (or in Bob's case, destroying it) when suddenly, the portal appeared before him.

How's about you take the time to explore an even newer region? the voice of the portal told Bob.

"Newer region? Do they have better muffins?" he asked back.

Erm...yes.

"Great! I'll grab my stuff!" And he jumped straight in, leaving a bewildered Franz behind.